I publish words on the Internet. Sometimes readers write me emails.

The Highschooler

A highschooler contacted me. He shook with nervous energy because he was in the presence of Great Blogger Lsusr.

"O' Great Blogger Lsusr," said the highschooler, "My teachers know nothing. Please help."

"All I know is I know nothing," I said.

"I do not understand," said the highschooler, "How do I parse what you're saying?"

"You are too white, too American and too lazy," I said, "Memorize 150 Chinese characters. This way you will learn discipline, humility and respect for the knowledge of the ancients."

"I now understand. Thank you for your wisdom, O' Great Blogger Lsusr," said the highschooler.

"All I know is I know nothing," I said.

The Rich Merchant

A rich man with many millions of dollars contacted me. He shook with nervous energy because he was in the presence of Great Blogger Lsusr.

"O' Great Blogger Lsusr," said the rich man, "My personal coaches know nothing. Please help."

"All I know is I know nothing," I said.

"I do not understand," said the rich man, "How do I learn your true meaning?"

"You are too Chinese, too rich and you work too hard," I said, "Go outside and sleep under a tree. That way you will learn discipline, humility and the value of the Wild American Outdoors."

"Thank you for your wisdom, O' Great Blogger Lsusr," said the rich man.

"All I know is I know nothing," I said.

The Entrepreneur

An American young man contacted me. He spoke to me like an equal.

"O' Great Blogger Lsusr," said the entrepreneur, "I want to cook exotic Asian vegetables. All my life, my dream has been to go to Asia and cook exotic vegetables."

"Go to your local Vietnamese grocery store," I said, "You will find exotic vegetables there."

"Thank you for your wisdom, O' Great Blogger Lsusr," said the entrepreneur.

The Entrepreneur, Part 2

The entrepreneur contacted me again the next week.

"It worked great," said the entrepreneur, "I have been postponing for years something I could have done quickly. The vegetables are cheaper than in my usual supermarket. It has fresh herbs too. I have been cooking all week."

"All I know is I know nothing," I said.

"What else can you teach me?" said the entrepreneur, "Are there other things I am postponing because I don't know how cheap they are?"

"All I know is I know nothing," I said.

"All I know is I know nothing," said the entrepreneur.

"All I know is I know nothing," I said.

The

...